In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Colin Creevy, Harry's own personal stalker one-dude fan club, follow Harry around. Everywhere.All the time. Gilderoy Lockhart remains pervasively annoying. And then, Draco Malfoy brings us some terrifying racism Mugglism towards Hermione and everything goes to hell. Intrigued? Then it's time for Mark to read Harry Potter.